diff --git a/obliterate-systemd-service.sh b/obliterate-systemd-service.sh
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+#!/bin/bash
+# Purge a systemd service that won't gtfo.
+
+usage() {
+    echo "Usage: $0 [service name, without .service]"
+}
+
+[ $# -ne 1 ] && usage && exit
+name="$1"
+
+sudo systemctl stop "$name"
+sudo systemctl disable "$name"
+fdfind "$name" /etc/systemd/system -t f -t l -x sudo rm -i
+fdfind "$name" /usr/lib/systemd/system -t f -t l -x sudo rm -i
+sudo systemctl daemon-reload
+sudo systemctl reset-failed